-[EMPTY APARTMENT]-

Call me out
You stayed inside
One you love
Is where you hide
Shot me down as I flew by
Crash and burn
I think sometimes you forget where the heart is

Waking up from this nightmare
How's your life, what's it like there?
Is it all what you want it to be?
Does it hurt when you think about me?
And how broken my heart is

Take you away, from that empty apartment you stay
And forget where the heart is
Someday if you ever love me you'd say it's okay...

...It's okay to be angry and never let go
It only gets harder the more that you know
When you get loney when no one's around
You know that I'll catch you when you're falling down
We came together but you left alone
And I know how it feels when you walk out on your own
Maybe someday I will see you again
And you'll look me in my eyes and call me your friend

And take you away from that empty apartment you stay
And forget where the heart is
Someday if you ever love me you'd say it's okay
It's okay...

Funny but true?....you go figure.

Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

A "B@ST@RD" joke

A 20-yr old girl went to see a psychiatrist.

"Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him "bastard". Sometimes I feel that he's gone too far, and he deserves the title."

"Hmm.. such a word is too strong and rude to call a person. But maybe you have your own reasons to call him that. Tell me about it so that I can help you."

"Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night...we parked our car besides the beach and we were alone... and... he held my hand..."

"Did he hold your hand like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it now"

"If its only this, he doesnt deserve to be called "bastard". That means he doesnt want to separate from you."

"Then, he leaned his body towards me... and hugged my shoulder..."

"Was he as this close to you and did he hug you like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're close to and hugging me now"

"Its not a bastard. That means he wanna stay forever by your side"

"Then he kissed me..."

"Did he kiss you like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. He kissed me just exactly like how you're kissing me now."

"If its only a kiss like this, seriously you cant call him "bastard". That means he adores you."

"Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobie, Doc..."

"Like this?"

"Yes, Doctor... he did it like that"

"Its not a behaviour of a bastard. It means he protects you"

"Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... "

"Did you resist?"

"No. Instead, I let him do it, coz I love him..."

"Did he took off your clothes like this ?"

"Yes, Doctor. Until Im completely naked like now......"

"He still doesnt deserve to be called "bastard, because it means he wanna learn about your body completely"

"Then he kissed me and put his you-know-what inside me and had sex with me..."

..... ..... ..... ..... .....

"Did he do it just like what we did just now?"

"Yes, Doctor. exactly the same"

"You cant still call him bastard. It means he needs you."

"But then he told me that he has AIDS"

"DAMN!!!!! MO-FO BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

7Mbps broadband

This is what I'm on right now. 7mbps broadband connection...cool, huh?

Here's the screenshot...and this ain't no photoshop effect coz i dun have those skills.



But then that's juz the theorical bandwidth. Practically, its max speed is only 150kbps, nothing to shout about, because on this bandwidth, the practical speed should be around 900kbps if I'm not mistaken. Well, given the tmnut history of managing only a sissy 2Mbps package, its no wonder no one can utilize such a high connection. I might be wrong, but this is my opinion on this.

Stay Together For The Kids

Here's another lyric that I feel somehow is quite meaningful. But don't get me wrong here, I cannot be relate to me as I'm not from a broken home and I'm thankful that I have a beautiful family at home. I just wanna share this with those teenager out there whose from a broken home. This lyric was written by Blink 182.

STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS

It's hard to wake up
When the shades have been pulled shut
This house is haunted,
It's so pathetic,
It makes no sense at all
I'm ripe with things to say,
The words rot and fall away
If a stupid poem could fix this home,
I'd read it every day

So here's your holiday,
Hope you enjoy it this time,
You gave it all away
It was mine,
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night,
Twenty years now lost,
It's not right

The anger hurts my ears,
Been running strong for seven years
Rather then fix the problem,
They never solve them,
It makes no sense at all
I see them everyday,
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants,
And its what she wants,
Then why's there so much pain?

So here's your holiday,
Hope you enjoy it this time,
You gave it all away
It was mine,
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night,
Twenty years now lost,
It's not right

Test

I'm testing on posting a picture on my blog and see how it'd appears on the blog itself. And here, I decided to use a picture of the Latest Ferrari F430.



ps:Looks like its a little too big. Now I'm testing on using a image hosting site. Once done, I'll replace this with a little smaller picture which fits this page.