Sometimes human can be very silly

Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. This label all spots some very silly and ridiculous instruction.

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Speaking of sleepwalking problem)

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(Yes, exclusively for shoplifter)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And how's that?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(Just a suggestion, right?)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(A little too late by the time you read this)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(What else do we expect it to be?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(Yes, tell your children not to drive after taking this)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(And why do they think I took this for?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As oppose to?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(Anyone have any idea what it means, pls P.M. me )

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
(Yes, it dagerously contain nuts, as if its unexpected by the comsumer)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Yep, don't forget to eat after opening)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(They are not joking, kids)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Hands, I understand, but genitals...)